better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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