My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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