she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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