Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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