How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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