Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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