I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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