i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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