id be glad to
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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