this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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