hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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