what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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