I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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