no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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