Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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