"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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