If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
True strength comes from lack of pants
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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