I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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