508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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