that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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