please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
