Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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