i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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