Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
its not stalking. its research.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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