Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING