No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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