On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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