dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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