Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
