i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
