I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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