is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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