It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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