have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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