you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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