The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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