the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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