I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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