I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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