I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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