I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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