normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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