Do you still have your period?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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