he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
