My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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