I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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