..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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