Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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