you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
