We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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