ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Randomize
