Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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